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Sometimes I wonder....
"Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?"
...and then it hits me.
Happy Holidays Everyone
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Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes
Can't stand me? Sit back down
Can't face me? Turn around
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Lady: Young Man... how old are you?
Boy: 15
Lady: If you don't loose weight now, you know you'll die before you turn twenty. -Walks away.-
Support the Starving College Artist [link]
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Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes
Can't stand me? Sit back down
Can't face me? Turn around
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